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Funny items that I have found here or there.

Snow Goons

December 22, 2011
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Snow Goons

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Wisdom of the Ancients … of the Internet

November 18, 2011
Googling a problem, you only find one post from years ago with the exact same issue you have, and no answers posted

Googling a problem, you only find one post from years ago with the exact same issue you have, and no answers posted

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Seven Bar Jokes Involving Grammar and Punctuation

November 18, 2011
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Seven Bar Jokes
Involving Grammar
and Punctuation.

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1. A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

2. A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.

3. A question mark walks into a bar?

4. Two quotation marks “walk into” a bar.

5. A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

6. The bar was walked into by the passive voice.

7. Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

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#WorstPassword

November 18, 2011

Worst Passwords.
Don’t use any of these :P

From the Annals of Today’s Twitter funnies:

A password that YOU can’t remember
password
your name
your birthdate
abcdefg
asdfasdf
youwillneverguessthepassword
your name + 123
password + 123
1111
The computer says “at least 6 charaters with 1 capital” so I used batmanspidermansupermancatwomanrobinelmoalbany Read more »

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#OccupyBandNames – OWS humor

November 17, 2011

Funny stuff on Twitter today
#OccupyBandNames

Some of this is in light of complaints about sanitation in the tent-city that sprung up among the ‘Occupiers’

Dependant on The Mammas and The Pappas
Stinkin’ Park
Rage Against the Government
Earth Wind and Fire the Workers
Paul Revere and the Corporate Raiders
The Red Hot Pepper Sprays
Kings of Leon Trotsky
They Might Be Scabies
REO Paddywagon
Men Not At Work
The Moody Reds
Rage Against My Allowance
Sects Pistols
Florence and the Paternalist Capitalist Imperialist Fascist Machine
Big & Rich don’t care about Small & Broke
Death Tent for Hippy
John Cafferty and the Public Masturbation In Front of a 12 Year-Old Girl Band
Rage Against the Latrine
Stock Market Crash Test Dummies
The Take a Dump on E Street Band

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